ΣΠΔ, Apple/iPhone lover, Slytherin, college student, CNA, Batman fan, procrastinator, optimist, little monster, and born from the Sands of Arabia

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via tacolatte20)

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6 hours ago

mhmsoyeah:

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

At first I was mad, but then I was happy.

(Source: vinegod)

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12 hours ago

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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1 day ago

(Source: versaceslut, via zackisontumblr)

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3 days ago

saturnsorbit:

So I punched this white woman out, then the paramedics pulled up across the street. On their way over to her, this woman accidentally hit one of them with her car. Both paramedics proceeded to pull her out of her car and beat her to death. Then they came over to save this other woman’s life.

This game is amazing.

(via shannoon980)

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3 days ago

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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4 days ago

k4tnip:

jennyatsdcc:

i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now

Yes it’s back

(via awkwardvagina)

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5 days ago
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via petcanadian)

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6 days ago

meladoodle:

rawrdarkdog:

meladoodle:

i’m the biggest jock i know

You spelled “joke” wrong

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(via doughnot)

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6 days ago

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via okay)

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1 week ago

canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history looking

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(via okay)

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1 week ago
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